Man: 911, I need a hand here.
Policeman:How can I help you sir? Is it emergency?
Man: Yes, it is. I feel something’s weird on the chest.
Policeman:Should I get a doctor for you?
Man: No, I think something’s missing.
Policeman: I should get the police, then.
Man: No, they won’t help.
Policeman: What can I do for you then, sir?
Man: Please call this number and tell her that she’s stolen my heart and I need it back.
Girl: You’re my drug.
Boy: Because you’re addicted to me?
Girl: No, because you ruined my life.
Boy: I still love you, and I am sorry
Girl: You are a total jerk don’t ever bother me again!
Boy: Why?
Girl: You broke my heart and someone else is fixing it for me.
Add life to you’re days, not days to you’re life.
If you got eyes, look at me now bitch.
Teacher calls you to get your test.
You go like:
And go back like:
When I walk down hallways
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